Is This
Funny?

When you finally tell your ex they were right about nothing.

JJ's Place offers forever food; missing: motivation, happiness.'

Columbia romance: waiting for the right beetle until graduation.

Congratulations, you're the mascot for 'why is this a thing?'

This is probably not the turning point.

That moment in John Jay when you see hot Columbia guys.

Watching the group project guy confidently explain the wrong slide on our 40% final presentation

Your boss thinks you're grinding, but you're just buffering.

Wishing you had that much enthusiasm for adulting.

Like Butler’s lawn when 80 degrees hits…but midterms approached.

Dude, even your ears are floppier than your plans.

When your startup fails but you still have WiFi.

One of you is clearly the office clown, the other's just the sad clown.

When Columbia College students troll Barnard online with memes

Dino's smirk: core curriculum syllabi vibes.

That hairstyle’s got more personality than you do.

Sisyphus rolls fries uphill; they still taste oddly triumphant.

Contemplating adulting while still living in your mom's basement.

When you and your clueless colleague both try to fix the copier, but only you wink at success.

Trying to find a spot at Qahwa House, like his royal shoes.

Singing my heart out, but the cap's vibes are stronger.

REJECT | final_score=0.51 | reason=The image features a clear person as the main subject in the foreground, but their emotional expression is neutral and disengaged, with no obvious facial emotion visible. While the social context of a protest in the background could lend some awkwardness or contrast, the main subject's demeanor is too subtle to generate a strong humorous caption based solely on emotion. There is also some text visible on the laptop screen and water bottle, adding a minor penalty. | emotion_score=0.65 | clear_subject_score=0.04 | contains_text_or_ui_score=0.10 | unsafe=false

me in Butler at 3AM clutching coffee trying to save my GPA

Someone said this was the highlight of their week.