Is This
Funny?

Green boba flexing wisdom, strawberry just glazing, both cooked.

That church steeple looks more judgmental than my parents on a bad day.

Running like you just found out there’s free Wi-Fi at Starbucks.

When even your cat's got a better social life than you.

When your anxiety is more dramatic than the cypress trees.

When your dog flexes harder than you at the dog park.

Couch potato life: you and your emotional support dog.

Collecting water like I'm collecting student loan debt: endlessly.

When you realize being a chef isn't a personality trait.

When the sunset's prettier than your personality.

If art could be a tire fire, it’d be you.

Why's this dog judging your fashion choices? Because it can.

You’re the embodiment of ‘the WiFi is down’ energy.

Columbia students en route to med services as alarm blares

When you dribble, do you also drop your self-esteem?

Told the barista you’re a regular, they ask your name.

Competing for the last slice? More like competing for last place.

That pose is more dramatic than my last breakup.

You look like you're auditioning for a TikTok disaster.

When you realize your dog has better fashion sense than you.

"register": "in_scene",

Trying to get noticed like a lone meme in a group chat.

When you look more dapper than your human, that's a crime.

When your vibe is 'serene' but your life is chaos.