Is This
Funny?

Columbia's course registration: A mugshot of your hopes and dreams.

This grin’s more mid than my last group project.

Contemplating if love is a social construct or just bad WiFi.

Who picked the decor? A time traveler from the '80s?

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When your mom tries to make you trendy, but you end up tragic.

Competing in 'who's the biggest nerd' is just you losing at life.

Imagine their Zoom calls—awkward silences louder than their speeches.

Trying to look enthusiastic in a Zoom meeting, but your soul left the chat months ago.

Me after realizing I only get paid in existential dread.

When your fit is louder than your personality.

Me after three coffees and still can't function.

If your existential dread had a haircut, it’d be this.

Whale tub with main character energy, employed to wash baby shit

Regret hits different when your only comfort is your own paw.

Your idea of seriousness is sending memes to your boss.

Got arrested for bringing sexy back... to jail.

Every Monday morning feels like an 8am class.

A lanyard and Butler's quiet floor, unexpected yet unavoidable.

Seven shades of 'I woke up like this.'

When your GPA tries but never hits Jackson's high notes.

When you smile like you're about to fire someone but it's actually your dating profile pic.

I see your outfit is on trend, but your personality is still buffering.

Me tryna adult but the universe sent a bug-eyed glitch