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Columbia students in Sidechat when the freshman flu hits JJ's

Y'all are the reason TikTok exists: too much time, not enough brain cells.

Is this a performance or a cry for help?

When your vibe is tropical but your energy is winter.

Trying to understand Uris Hall's purpose on campus.

A whole mood, but I still wouldn't take you home.

That leap is how you look when you try to flirt.

Bro's contemplating life like he's got a PhD in procrastination.

The group chat when everyone’s too pretty.

opening the assignment five minutes before it's due and seeing 12 parts

CU ‘hot guy filter’ active when I'm bedraggled.

This is what happens when dedication to dad jokes goes too far.

LeBron's chess rating is higher than my GPA.

When your drip is royal but your social skills are peasant-level.

Plato might question the Forms of their quiz choices.

Me watching my salad take flight at John Jay.

when 'optional final' sounds skippable until it replaces your lowest score

That mane's got more flow than your social life.

Is that a dish or a cry for help?

When the cat’s got existential dread but you just have bills.

Caught between Butler’s walls and tomorrow's waitlist.

That mic is lit, but your friends are on mute.

You’re the reason the penguins look like they’re auditioning for a circus.

When your 'perfect' pickup line makes an entrance at Columbia