Is This
Funny?

That grin says, 'I’m the least likely to succeed.'

When your startup finally gets funding.

You look like a deep fake of wisdom and chaos.

Freshmen when accused of spreading the freshman flu

You’re about as useful as a penguin at a desert party.

Butler quiet-study complainants when someone whispers too loudly

That moment when your boss tells you to look 'approachable'.

When you're trying to adult but still have a toddler's budget.

Your sleeves are the real star here, not you.

When your pup steals your spotlight and your dignity.

Bro, I thought the sweater would help but my soul is still shivering

Bro's about to spill the tea, but it's just catnip.

Night out feels like the endless butler chair hold.

Madonna's gaze says 'Help' while John's like 'I got this!'

When you're too busy flexing your charisma to realize you peaked in high school.

Realizing DietLift in Lerner is less crowded during finals.

Someone at Lerner treated it like the social event of the century

Those houses are serving 'middle-aged crisis' vibes, and I'm not here for it.

When your vibe is 'adorable' but your breath says 'cheeseburger'.

You look like a penguin trying to do stand-up. 🐧😂

Face scanned by a glitch in the Matrix, still no chill

When the group chat finally gets spicy.

Blender cup's precision stronger than my grasp on Discrete Math.

When you’re vibing harder than your entire friend group.