Is This
Funny?

You're like a dad joke waiting to happen.

Columbia College students declaring Barnard's admissions as 'easy mode'

If enthusiasm was a crime, you’d be serving life.

“I swear I only had two shots before this bathroom became my home”

These guys look like they Googled ‘cool’ before the shoot.

Your style says 'I love chaos' louder than your mouth does.

When you thought being quirky would get you friends.

why": "floor: overall 0.0 < 0.8, weakest check match_overall

Showing up to dinner like you're auditioning for a clown role.

When your cape is more dramatic than your life decisions.

You’re like that kid who raises his hand for every question, even when you’re wrong.

Me pretending to laugh at my boss's jokes.

Flexing your napping skills like it's an Olympic sport.

When you realize your group project partner did all the work.

That flat cap's got more charm than your last three exes combined.

Dramatic? Nah, just your basic Monday in a war zone.

Descartes: I text, therefore I doubt the read receipt.

That smile says 'I definitely voted for the other guy.'

That umbrella's like bringing a spoon to a knife fight—so unprepared!

When you're trying to flex but everyone knows it's all your parents' money.

This goose is one peck away from a scandal.

I once tried to out-scream the speakers at Carman and now my voice cracks every time I say 'no'

When your expression says 'I'm listening' but your soul says 'Help.'

That princess has a one-way ticket to escape this awkwardness.