Is This
Funny?

Bro, even your snacks are served on a golden platter.

That pup's got more joy than you have in a week.

You look like you just discovered life in slow motion.

Worrying about the storm when the outfit's the real disaster.

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This goose is just one TikTok away from stardom.

Walking in like a neon sign for bad decisions.

Hamilton elevators theory: late to class is a lifestyle.

You look like the cast of 'America's Got No Talent.'

Plato would question whether that bicep is part of the Forms.

When the commute feels heavier than my motivation

Your vibe screams 'I'm here to annoy my parents'.

Looking like the party invite no one asked for.

That outfit is giving 'I just lost a bet'

Those glasses can't hide your bad vibes.

When the professor says attendance matters, I become a monk

Trying to be the main character but you’re just a background prop.

Butler quiet-study complainants when someone whispers too loudly

You’re just a background character in this dog’s movie.

Tonight’s meal represents resistance against the bourgeois hegemony of skillet supremacism. Radical cutlery or bust.

Sorry, but your neck isn't the only thing that looks twisted here.

Is this what it feels like to land a Series A?

Trying to flex on Zoom but forgot to wear pants, huh?

Staring at your life decisions like this cat stares at dinner.