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When your GPA's smoother than John Jay’s Nutella.

That feeling when midterms hit harder than JJ's quesadillas at 3am.

Why do they look like they just found out about TikTok's new algorithm?

More mold in dorms than time to report it.

When you try to be fun but end up as a cautionary tale.

When the Starbucks barista spells my name wrong.

Trying to save the world, but still can't save a seat at brunch.

me celebrating a 2% quiz bump like it's graduation

Bored Columbia College students flexing over Barnard admissions.

When you realize being the President is just like being the unpaid group project leader.

When your boss expects you to work as hard as the Peachoid stands tall.

The only thing flapping harder than your sleeves is your confidence.

Kant would schedule the bath as duty

When your drip looks like a dusty museum exhibit.

The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'.

You look like the poster child for midlife crises.

You really thought I’d say yes?

The Dodge water stations promise in fluffy-coated form.

Searching for Wi-Fi like it's a lost cause in history.

Cat thinking it’s main character energy, shark says nah.

freshman after their first Carman party gets exposed on columbia buy sell memes

When Dodge gym water fountains work: a Columbia student miracle.

Kierkegaard would call bath time a beautifully anxious commitment.

When you smile through the pain of a 9 to 5.