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When your fit screams 'celebration' but it's just Tuesday.

Plato's cave, but cleaner

Just like Waldo, finding John Jay’s working Wi-Fi, impossible!

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but you're still here, huh?

You two look like you just planned a heist for the last slice of pizza.

When you watch Lion Fund hopefuls lining up for coffee chats

When your NFT collection is now just a JPEG collection.

When your serious vibe says CEO but your outfit screams dentist.

That cat is judging your life choices harder than your parents.

Cheering for the Hamilton elevator to finally go up.

Catching hot guys in John Jay when you're in PJs.

When you and the squad forgot the lyrics to your protest anthem.

Someone tell the USA dude he’s not winning a gold star here!

When you're living your best life while I’m out here struggling.

When your dog is the reason you can't date.

Congrats on scoring! Now please leave the stage.

When your outfit says party but your social life says ghost town.

Is that a corgi or a furry human trying to fit in?

Leaping like e-mails announcing ‘URGENT’ textbook readings.

Simulating not caring while everything crashes

Mona Lisa got that "I just ghosted my crush" vibe.

When your venture capitalist meeting gets interrupted by a giant Cheeto.

The waitlist: longer than a JJ's overnight buffet session.

When you realize your personality's as basic as a dog meme.