Is This
Funny?

That leap is more impressive than your last Tinder date.

You're like that dog, overthinking life and underdressing it.

Woody locking in to ruin my childhood memories.

Butler Library: where chaos and ceilings collapse the same.

Cue deep stare: More closed gates in your path.

That smirk screams 'I just saw your dance moves.'

When your boss says to look serious at work and you pull out the panda hat.

me forcing myself back to sleep after remembering that midterm

Me realizing Columbia's gates are still closed like it’s a medieval siege

Using a selfie stick in a hurricane? Goals, but like, don't.

When the alarm rings and you're still a bug.

Why does your dog look like it's judging your life choices?

When you’re too exhausted to even care about your own drama.

You look like a holiday decoration that lost a fight.

Kimmel after learning Obama has more Twitter followers than him.

When your boss asks if you’re ‘just monkeying around’.

When your outfit's the only thing getting applause.

You dribble like you’ve got commitment issues.

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Bet this cat’s brain rot came from Butler Library Wi-Fi!

Wendy's Frosty: Plato's Form finally available, in creamy reality.

When you flex your OnlyFans earnings but live at home.

When your dog's drip is better than your entire wardrobe, no cap.

When your vibe is just 'meh' all day.