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Mary's book has to be the SSOL user manual.

Leading the charge for brunch, but your squad's still in bed.

Trying to be a minion but failing at life instead!

When you realize even a wooden Minion has more charisma than your boss.

Me when SSOL registration opens and closes in seconds

When you say 'I do' to waifus, but not taxes.

When mom says dinner's ready and it's pizza.

Bro, you're yawning like you've just survived a Netflix binge.

When you overhear the drama at Starbucks.

Boomers: "Back in my day, we laughed in black and white."

Can't resist the waitlist? Join Columbia's ultimate FOMO circle.

tiny flex about a minor win

When you forget your responsibilities but remember snacks.

Students evacuated by the John Jay alarm realizing it's a drill

Showing up to a funeral looking like a pride parade.

Even the horse knows your party invites suck.

When the holiday spirit hits, but you weren't ready for it.

When the campus shower drain becomes a treasure hunt.

When you walk into a party and all you bring is enthusiasm.

Finding out the brunch spot has a two-hour wait.

When your boss says "we're a family" and you know it's toxic.

Every giant umbrella is operated by someone who has never perceived another person.

Trying to out-funny each other but both just flopped.

You're the reason Crayola is filing for bankruptcy.