Is This
Funny?

When the flag behind you is more patriotic than your resume.

When you steal food but still expect pets.

When you realize the goose has better gossip than you.

Congrats, you’ve officially made food look like a chore.

Students at Avery when peers whine about needing drinks to study.

You're one TikTok trend away from a midlife crisis.

When you're the oldest in the group but still act like a toddler.

Bro's got more drip than your last three outfits combined.

Luxury van: cosplay for maturity. Phone filed a restraining order.

Making eye contact while eating spaghetti? That wasn't romantic, it was tragic.

If laughter is the best medicine, I'm calling a doctor for you two.

When your crush walks by and you forgot to breathe.

You're the human version of a participation trophy.

When your zen vibes scream 'ignore all responsibilities.'

Is he singing or just yelling at a Zoom mishap?

Freshmen when accused of spreading the freshman flu

You look like you debate life with a goldfish.

Your vibe says 'quirky,' but your jokes say 'cringe.'

Thinking about how to dodge Dodge Gym's issues

Sisyphus would prefer rolling toys to bathwater.

freshman on their first Carman fire drill: paws up, no thoughts

Critics trying to find the logic in Lion Fund coffee chats

Watching them pick a song is like watching paint dry.

You’re proof that not all goats find their way.