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Juggling more majors than a Columbia waitlist juggles students.

Dude, where’s the chicken, and why is it cooler than you?

Why is your outfit trying to steal the spotlight?

Sunday sermon after Saturday night sins.

When your GPA is low but your charisma is high.

Dorm mold: Now part of the Columbia experience.

Did you steal that outfit from a clown convention?

Hoping you get off the waitlist for at least one major requirement.

You're the punchline in a joke nobody told you.

You look like you Googled 'how to be deep' and failed.

Giving zero Fs, like dodge gym water stations.

When your friend's D&D knowledge is the only thing nerdier than them.

That face says 'I'm about to get roasted' and you don’t even know it.

That face when the world asks for another family photo.

When you're caught stealing your own CDs from Walmart.

Boss: "Why are you late?" Me: "I turned into a bug."

When you celebrate like it's your birthday but forgot your friends.

That orb is the only thing glowing here, Prince Charming.

When you dress up for a Zoom meeting but end up on mute.

You guys look like you just discovered memes for the first time.

Me when the ice cream truck saves my day for the 100th time

SSOL when it's crushed under the weight of your dreams.

Looking like the poster child for procrastination.