Is This
Funny?

Why does your grin scream, 'I definitely own a fidget spinner'?

Protesting silence in group chats is peak desperation.

Hamilton elevators are the true Columbia torture device.

Freshmen when accused of spreading the freshman flu

When you lie on your resume about skills.

Even the stars are like, 'Yikes, that architecture?!'

That confidence is a bold choice for zero talent.

You look like you just discovered the art of doing nothing.

me realizing 'diet' means no snacks after all

When life hits you and you're like 'meh'.

These penguins look like they’re plotting a midlife crisis.

You try to tell jokes, but the punchline is just you.

Watching your friends roast each other like they're in a cook-off.

When your crush enters the chat and you’re already spiraling.

Bullseye when he's stuck between Woody and Jessie's drama: 'Neigh means no, people!'

When the lipstick says 'protest' but the scarf screams 'book club'.

When your stock portfolio is thriving and you're just chillin'.

Aristotle's golden mean is a medium combo, evidently.

Ferris strawberries: more reliable than the Hamilton elevators.

This car’s only airbag is mutual aid, and these vibes lack safety protocols.

You act like a snack but you're really just catnip.

When your group chat is more chaotic than your life choices.

I once kept my arms up the whole ride just to prove a point, and now my shoulders hate me

Dude, chill, it's just a goal, not a Nobel Prize!