Is This
Funny?

Your outfit's louder than my Spotify playlist.

Waitlisted for your major like having a bandaged eye in battle.

You look like a deep sea version of a midlife crisis.

Cute dog, but I can see your life choices have a lot of bark but no bite.

That cravat is the vintage version of 'fit check'.

Nietzsche would respect the bridge’s will to overcome gravity.

Taco Bell: Camus noted the absurd, then ordered extra sauce.

You’re out here trying to engage, but those sleeves are distracting everyone.

When you're trying to nap on a Monday but life says no.

Siblings competing for the remote called fashion, huh?

You look like you just came from a bad cosplay convention.

Spotting a Hamilton elevator faster than getting into a core class.

Sisyphus rolls fries uphill; they still taste oddly triumphant.

Looking like the poster children for bad life choices.

Looking like the cast of 'Penguins of Mediocrity.'

That moment when you see the pink group chat notification and just know it’s bad news

You look like you Googled 'how to be quirky' and took notes.

Your dog is the only one who actually 'likes' you.

When the WiFi drops mid-Zoom call.

Trying to decode your professor's handwriting like a cryptologist.

Y'all look like the discount version of Happy Feet.

When you try to be a trendsetter but end up in a thrift shop donation box.

At this point, the only thing more dramatic is your group chat.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.