Is This
Funny?

Trying to impress your crush but looking like a hot air balloon.

Luxury seats, primitive drama — Aristotle would rate the plot.

When your best outfit is still less sophisticated than this dog's.

Just a dog sharing some ancient secrets, nbd.

That horse is yawning because it heard your plans.

That hairstyle is defying gravity like your career.

Students hoping to sleep when fireworks go off at 3:30 AM

Christ has a better social life than you do.

They look like they’re about to argue over who gets the last donut.

When your Zoom meeting is at 9 but you're still in bed.

When a tour group stops suddenly and you're trapped like a zoo exhibit

When you realize your group project is a hot mess.

When your Amazon cart is full of self-help books.

Trying to relax, like hearing hooda moved at Barnard.

me leaving my backpack to claim the Butler table, triumphant

When TikTok becomes a personality trait during business hours.

Mona Lisa called; she wants her smile back, you thief.

Only here for the snacks, not the Santa getup.

me in Butler doing last-ditch grade math to decide whether sleep survives

When life hits hard but you just vibe harder.

Confidence level: trying to impress, sleeves level: hot air balloon.

Sisyphus would admire the persistence of that watermark.

When your boss says 'We're a family' but you're still waiting for that holiday bonus.

That wink says 'I stole your treat and your dignity.'