Is This
Funny?

Trying to flex but only flexing air.

When your life’s so boring, even your horse is tired of it.

That moment you realize your dog has a better social life.

When the sleeves are the only ones living their best life.

stuck behind tourists walking four abreast on the sidewalk

When your personality is more chaotic than a game night.

the face you make when group projects pick you as the leader

The only red flag I accept is a feather boa.

“this is what spontaneous community looks like, right?”

The way you’re celebrating, I’d think you just got your mom's approval.

If enthusiasm were a sport, you'd still lose.

Millstein chairs learned from the Hamilton elevator: immobile, but plush.

Your life goal: achieve peak cat levels of lazy.

The only chase here is for attention.

Plato would approve: even shadows deserve comfortable tubs.

If you guys were any more animated, you'd be TikTok filters.

When your outfit screams 'I need attention' and your smile is like, 'please notice me!'

When you're too classy to care about your own drama.

Looking like a fur ball that's given up on life.

When the cat realizes it has to share a room with your life choices.

me on my first roller coaster pretending I’m not scared at all

When your friends are chaotic and you're just there like an unpaid intern.

Applicants after the 6th Lion Fund coffee chat

Squidward cooking: "Maybe if I ignore them they'll go away."